2019 寒假哈尔滨亚布力雪乡

Today at xue xiang was okay. I mean the place was good. But the bus, oh heck no am I ever go there again. what was the license plate agai- oh yeah 1752. The bus was hot and cramped. I hated it. When we got to the mini lodge, we went on a hike. The reason why I didn’t put an exclamation mark, IS BECAUSE IT’S LIKE COLD WAR, oh sorry did I say cold war? Cause up there, we met Russian people. I learned how to say pig in Russian. Xiushk? I can’t spell it. Anyways it was cold. Stupid cold, cold as dogs need to wear sweaters and you need like 4 pairs of socks in order to not have cold feet. Yeah I know, it’s only 127 words in and I’m making you crazy. We stayed at a hotel with beds that warm them self, crazy. And here come the even more crazy part, leaving!!! That’s right, we’re going to Yabuli! Oh it’s colder? No way. Anyways we went skating. we could have went to a spa but no. we stayed at a hotel that we reserved cause we wanted to go skiing tomorrow. That night we went to the hotel’s outdoor spa. It was fun. Then we went skiing the next day. the coach treated me like a baby. The trip was okay. 

TODAY, I MET MY COUSIN, CALEB, HE’ S A VERY NICE PERSON. HE LIKES TO PLAY GUN GAMES LIKE, FORTNITE, APEX, PUBG, CALL OF DUTY AN D MORE. HE DRINKS MOUTAIN DEW. AND LETS ME PLAY ON HIS PHONE.PLAYING WITH HIM IS FUN BUT I ALSO HAVE TO LEARN SO WE WENT TO THE BOOK STORE TO GET BOOKS. I FOUND A SERIES OF HISTORY BOOKS THAT  I LIKE, SO I BOUGHT ALL FOUR.  

This is my mom, and this is my dad. They met each other, fell in love, and had me.

Hi, my name is Aaron. And my life?...It----’s kinda crazy.

I have to eat with two sticks every day of the year. Can you believe that!?

The toilet I have to use, is like 5 meters high!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!!!

I have to wear clothes even it’s the summer, and who has a problem with naked dogs again???

Disclaimer: This will be short due to time   shortage and multiple diary at once, still, hope you enjoy, peace out.

   EXPERIANCE AT HOSPITAL MISSION, GET RID OF MOLES. 

CHAPTER 1, WHAT!!! HOSPTIAL!!!

Today, I grew nervous as HECK. I did not like the hospital a little bit. first we went on a bus to the hospital. Then we had to pay 12 yuan to get in (children=5yuan, grownups=ages25 - 64=10yuan, seniors=65+=7yuan(7yuan =1 dollar(5+7=12))). The doctor put some kind of medicine on my mole. Then after 15 minutes I went into THE ROOM. It—was kind of scary, I mean the lasers everywhere, after the mole pick out thing, you’ll know what I mean. I’m lying on the bed. Two doctors come and get the lasers ready. THEN ZAP, ZAP, ZAP. That was only a test. THEN THEY GAVE ME A SHOT!!! RIGHT BY THE EYE!!! TWICE!!!

CHAPTER 2, ZHE ZAPS    

ZHEN ZHE ZAP ZAPPEND. I ZAW ZMOKE ZOMING ZROM MY MOL-ZAP ZAP ZA-ZAHHHH!!! ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHH DONE. YAY WAIT NOW I HAVE A SCAR, *FROM THE SHOT* *GULP*